Nothing to See Here

posted by Evan Jake at 5:51 PM

Yes, I spent the last nine months suspended in fluid. Therefore, you might assume that a relaxing bath in warm water would remind me of my halcyon days in the womb, soothing me into a blissful baby euphoria.

You would be wrong.

Do I look blissful? Do I look euphoric? Most definitely not. So why take my picture?



Thanks, dad. At least you cropped my personal affects out of the photo. This will be much appreciated when shown to my adolescent friends many years from now.

~:O